400 km
Santa: bhaisaab, yahaa se mumbai kitna door hai?
Vyakti: 400 km.
Santa: baap re, mujhe aaj hi vaapas lautnaa hai.
mumbai se yahaa tak kitnaa door hai?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 549 views
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