Pappu Ne Is Bar Rakshabandhan Par Apne Dosto Ke
Sath Milkar Discuss Kiya.
Pappu: “Yaar, Aaj Ke Din Koi Bhi Ladki Kisi Bhi
Ladke Ko Bhai Bana Leti Hai, Aur Duniya Kuch Nahi
Kahti Ulta Sab Khush Hote Hai”
Dost: “Baat To Thik Hai, Phir?”
Pappu: “To Problem Ye Hai Ki Karvachauth Wale Din
Kisi Ko Bhi Pati Kyu Nahi Bana Sakti?”
Hume Insaaf Chahiye….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 869 views

1 larka pathan se

1 larka pathan se: Mai agar chahun to saray Pathano ko Jannat
se nikaal kar Jahanum main la sakta hun.

Pathan: Kis tarah yaara?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

AAP AAYA HA

ek techer ko susu ke naam par bahout sakht nafrat thi
techer ne students se kaha jab susu aaya to bolna - "AAP aaya hai" ek din student ko PAUTTI aa rahi thi aur wo buri buri shakle bana raha tha, techer "AAP aaya hai" student nahi "AAP ka BAAP aaya hai"

by Shahryar (few years ago!)

I am scared

I am scared of people who study a lot..

They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k ach
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .

1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.

1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A Story With A Moral

Class Mein Hindi Ki Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Boka

Madam: “Pappu Ek Story Sunao With Moral”

Pappu: “Maine Use Phone Kara Wo So Rahi Thi, Phir Baad Mein Usne Muje Phone Kra Main So Raha Tha.”

“Moral: Jaisi Karni Vaisi Bharni“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)