Husband asked his newly married
Husband asked his newly married wife, she had any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife: silent
He said, main is khamoshi ko kya samjhon?
Wife replied: Kamine! Gin nay to do?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1017 views
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