CHOWKIDAR rakhwa do
Pathan ko Raah chalte aik CHIRAGH mila,
Usne CHIRAGH ko ragra us main se aik JIN nikla,
Jin ne kaha: Teen khuahishat batao.
Pathan: Ek Shandar banglow ho, (Aa jata hai)
Us main bohat ameer log hon (Woh bhi aajate hain)
aur
aur
Us main mujhe CHOWKIDAR rakhwa do
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 539 views
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