1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT
laya
jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.

Beta- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me
dard he (Sattaak...)

Baap- Dekha tune jooth bola
isliye tuje saza mili,
me jab tere jitna tha to kabhijooth nahi bolta tha.
(Sattaak...)

Wife (haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta h
(Sattaak...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 928 views

1st friend to 2nd

1st frend: Meri begum ne Novel '2 DOST' parha
Aur hamare jurwa bache hue.

2nd frend: Meri begum ne Novel '3 jugnoo' parha
Aur ek waqt mai 3 bacho ko janam diya

Ye sab sun kar Pathan apne ghar bhaga
Dosto ne pocha kahan ja rahe ho wo bola:

Apni begum ko rokne wo 'Ali baba 40 chor' Parh rahi hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Banta: Hum To Udti Chidya

Banta: Hum To Udti Chidya K Bhi Par Gin Lete He,

Santa: Is Me Mushkil Hi Kiya Hai
2 Hi To Hota Hein

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bhag kar shaadi karle ya shaadi karke Bhag jae

Boy- Bhag kar shaadi karle ya shaadi karke Bhag jae(Girl se)
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Girl- fati chappal se mar khaega ya chappal fatne tak mar khaega…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Parents are funny

Parents are funny They want me to learn how to survive in the wilderness,

but they won't let me go to the mall on my own.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

husband or wife main jegrha

Husband aur wife may jagra howa to wife nay apni maa ko phone kia ami mayra un say jagra howa hai may 3,4 month k liay aap k gar a rahe hoo

Maa boli jagra us kambakht nay kia hai saza b us ko milni chahiay tu wahe tehar may arahe hoo 5,6 months k liay

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)