1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT
1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT
laya
jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
Beta- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me
dard he (Sattaak...)
Baap- Dekha tune jooth bola
isliye tuje saza mili,
me jab tere jitna tha to kabhijooth nahi bolta tha.
(Sattaak...)
Wife (haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta h
(Sattaak...
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