1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT

1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT
laya
jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.

Beta- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me
dard he (Sattaak...)

Baap- Dekha tune jooth bola
isliye tuje saza mili,
me jab tere jitna tha to kabhijooth nahi bolta tha.
(Sattaak...)

Wife (haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta h
(Sattaak...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 548 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Ek kitab likho hai

BHIKARI-maine ek kitab likhi hai jiska naam hai
paise kamane ke sau tarike.
Raahgir-to phir bhik kyon maang rahe ho
BHIKARI- YE UN SAU TARIKO ME SABSE AASAN
TARIKA HAI.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tez a rhi bus ko roka

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to kahin nhi hai..
Bacha ro raha hai.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab h copy or kho gaye pen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
After Eating Fish

After Eating Fish Santa Don't Drink Water

Why? Because

He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His Stomach.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Customer: Mujhe phone

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.

Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha

Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 100 rupees bachta!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny Salman Khan Oneliner

Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts
n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess why this odd combination?

Salman Khan is coming and he does not need shirts.

What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
Uth ja beta uth ja, nei toh Salman aajayega!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Conductor:-Bus Stop

Conductor:-Bus Stop Aa Gya Jise Utarna Hai, Utar Jaao

Girl: 2 Minutes Roko main Kapde Utar Rahi Hon
... .
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sabhi Ne jaldi se goom k Piche Dekha,
(O.O)
<||>
_/\_ wo Kapdo wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi... tharki log

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: Halwai se

Pathan: Halwai se,Tum kitne saal se jalebi bna rhy ho!

Halwai: Bare fakhar se 30 saal se,

Pathan:lakh di lanat e Tere kolon aj tak jalebi sidhi nai bani..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Papa Ki Ladki Bitiya

Ek Father Ne Apni Beti Ko Kamre Mein Bulaya Aur Puchha

Father: “Beti Pehle Tum Muje Papa Kehti Thi, Ab Tum Muje Dad Kyu Kehti Ho?”

Beti: “Come On Dad, Papa Kehne Se Lipstick Kharab Ho Jati Hai, Samjha Karo Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Professor and Munna Bhai

Biwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal

Lets Count d Money

Maa Ki Dead Body

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar ..

3 Idiots Movie Release

Kanjoosi Ki Hadd To Isne Paa..

Ullu aur shohar

Lion 1 Buirya Se

Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pe..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook