Tere Ashiq Hazar
Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli: “Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho”
Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara Or Gusse Se Bola.
Pathan: “Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 864 views
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Dost: Kiun?
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n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess why this odd combination?
Salman Khan is coming and he does not need shirts.
What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
Uth ja beta uth ja, nei toh Salman aajayega!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once Laloo was coming out of airport.
As there was huge rush the security guard told
Laloo “WAIT SIR“…
For which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on…
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Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se pehle 20 auraton ke saath so chuka hoon.
Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti hogi!!!
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Agr Fursxxaat Ke Lamhoo Mein
Mujhaay Yaaad Kartaay HoToh
Mujhaay Yaad Maat Karnaah
Mai Tanhaa Zaroor Hu Magaar Fizzzul Nahi.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia
Pandit: Fer Tu Ne Kuch Nahi Kita…?
Sardar: Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te Kaly Kaly Aao Pandit: Fer Sardar: Fer Saarian Ne Wari Wari Kuttia
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Swarag Mein Sharaab Pee Pee Kar Naarad Ji Bore
Ho Gaye To Ek Din Dharti Par Bear Pine Ka
Program Banaya Aur Ek Baar Mein Pahunch Gaye.
Baarah Botal Pine Ke Baad Waiter Ne Hairan Hote
Hue Naarad Se Puchha,
Waiter: “Aapko Chadti Nahi kya?”
Narad Ji Muskurate Hue Bole: “Main Bhagwan Hoon
Na Isliye”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek student Exam hall mai Paper par apna Panja Bana raha tha
Examiner: Beta Paper mai tu Hand ka diagram wala koi Question nahi
Student: Mai Paper Banany Waly par
Laanat bhaij raha hon
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar: Ye Bakra Q Ziba Kia?
Pathan: Manat Mana Tha Wo Poora Ho Gya,
Sardar: Kis Baat Ka?
Pathan: Hmara Murga Gum Hua Tha Wo Aaj Mil Gaya Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)