Tere Ashiq Hazar
Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli: “Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho”
Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara Or Gusse Se Bola.
Pathan: “Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 618 views
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Saccha dost wo hota hai,
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Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
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Window ke samne aake bole??
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Abey kitna likhega ??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai… :P
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Teacher:
What Is The Difference
Between Orange & Apple?
Sardar:
The Colour Of Orange Is Orange
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Miss:Ye gadha,Q laye ho?
Miss ap hi to Kehti hn K me ne bry bry gadho Ko insan bnaya hy
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