Tere Ashiq Hazar
Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli: “Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho”
Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara Or Gusse Se Bola.
Pathan: “Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?“
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