Difference Between Good & Bad Teacher

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard,

But A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall And Shouts.

“Oye, Checking Wale Aa Gaye Apni-Apni Parchiyaan Chhupa Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 603 views
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