Shadi ker lena
Sardar: Agar Operation Se Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye To
Ussi Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena
Biwi: Aisay Kyun Keh Rahay Ho?
Sardar: To Kaya Doctor Ko Muaf Kar Doon?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 884 views
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Facebook pe kisi ladki se chat
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Kisi Kutte ko patthar maaro...
Atleast dhang se
reply to karta hai.
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Santa ka baap UK se aya,usne pucha teri ma kaha ha santa bola wo to mar gai
bap bola saale tune mujhe bataya kyu ni
santa:
Maine socha surprise dunga.
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Banta: Is this dog faithful ?
Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.
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He looked at her slowly and then said: “A-B-C-D-E-F-
G-H-I-J-K”.
“What does that mean?” she asked.
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he replied. She smiled happily and then asked, “What about I-
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Thodi dur ja k Bania ko 50 rupye mil gaye.
Funny Bania: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...
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America-Mobile Hamari Khoj Hai.
China-Sim Card Hamari Khoj Hai.
Japan-Sms Hamari Khoj Hai.
Koriya-Blootuth Hamari Khoj Hai.
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Larkay waly:
bus g juldi se shadi kr daen.
Larki walay:
Nai abi larki parh ri hy
Larkay walay:
To hamara larka kon sa kaka hy jo kitabein phaar dy ga:-).
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Conductor:- Bus Stop Aa Gya Jise Utarna He, Utar Jao?
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Girl:- 2 Minutes Roko me Kapde Utar Rahi Hu....
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Sabhi Ne Piche Dekha,
wo Kapdo wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi.
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Teachar Class Mein Bachon Ko Padhate Hue Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “Batao Bachon
Football Male Hai Ya Female?”
Sonu: “Mam, Male”
Chinki: “Mam, Galat Hai”
Teacher: “Kaise?”
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