Pathan
Pathan: Ye TV ketne ka hai,
Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,
Pathan after 1 month Clean Shave with
3 piece suit: Ye TV ketne ka hai,
Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,
After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya: Whats the price cost of that TV?
Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,
Pathan Ghuse Mein thje kaise pata chal jata hai
ke mein pathan hon,
Salesman: Q K ye TV nahi
"MICROWAVE" hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 654 views
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