Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi,

Santa- arz kiya hai........
Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi,
Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi,
Maine usko itne khat likhe ki
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woh postman ke saath bhag
gayi..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 558 views
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