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Pathan: Yara mene mobile mai ganay load karwanay hen?
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Shopkeeper: Acha card hai?
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Pathan: Kaun sa card?
Shopkeeper: Memory card.
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Pathan: Nehi yara ye card to nehi ha megar Shanakhati card hai
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