Pathaan's wish: when i die
Pathaan's wish: when i die, I wana die
Pathaan's wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like
all d passengers in d bus he
was driving ;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views
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