Pathaan's wish: when i die
Pathaan's wish: when i die, I wana die
Pathaan's wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like
all d passengers in d bus he
was driving ;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 959 views
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Teri meri
Meri teri
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Light aani hai mushkil…
2 ghantoun main b yea na aa
pay…
Sara din beet jae Sari rat jagae
or light ka khiyal lamha lamha
Tarpae ye terap keh rhi hy.
Mar je zardari tery mery damiyan
jo hy doshman
Mombati jala kr geo
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai
kahin bhook se na marjaun..'
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animals that live in water.
Sardar: Duck
Pathan: Good now tell more.
Sardar: Duck’s mother, father, brother and sister.
Pathan: Well Done
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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No girl can walk in market without receiving religous compliments like
Subhan-Allah
&
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STUDENT:32 yrs.
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A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"
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'Dozakh mein bohat sary log masti kar rahy thy
Kisi ne pucha ye kon hyn jo yaha....'
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Mama Kitchen Mai Nokar
Nokrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai
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Bacha : Haha April Fool
Woh To Papa Hain
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Super Killer Joke
Boy and girl are sitting..
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2 dogs kissed each other
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Boy:" jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhi ????
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Girl:" ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi kutta kaat na le.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)