Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 726 views

Pathan

Pathan: Ye TV ketne ka hai,

Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,

Pathan after 1 month Clean Shave with
3 piece suit: Ye TV ketne ka hai,

Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,

After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya: Whats the price cost of that TV?

Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,

Pathan Ghuse Mein thje kaise pata chal jata hai
ke mein pathan hon,

Salesman: Q K ye TV nahi
"MICROWAVE" hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

dua

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,
Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska rang kala HOjaye….

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

Mari gadhi kho gai

Geeta- “Seeta, meri ghadi kho gayi,
kya tumne kahi dekha hai?”
Seeta- “Nahi, chalti thi ya band thi?”
Geeta-”Chalti thi|”
Seeta- “Tab jaroor kahi chalkar gayi hogi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Funny

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Jealous Husband

Jealous Husband;

"Aaj tk tum kitney logo k saath soyi ho?"

Wife; Such bolon tu sirf aap k sath hi soyi hon baki sabhi k sath sari sari raat jagti thi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)