Engineering student in Maths Class
Student: Why do we learn this?
Teacher: To Save Lives
Student: But How?
Teacher: It keeps Idiots like you out of Medical College

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 612 views

O budhia ruk

Lion- O budhia ruk, mujhe tera khooon peena hi.

Budhia- lion bhai kisi javan ladki ka pio uska khoon garam hoga,

Lion-nahi aaj mera COLDDRINK pine ka man hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Apki Hansi Pe DIL Qurban

Apki Hansi Pe DIL Qurban
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Apki Muskan Pe ZINDGAI Qurban
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Or Agr AP K
SMS Ana Band Hwe To
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Ane wali
'BAKRA Eid'
Pe AP "QURBAN"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Shadi me Jin a gya

Shadi me Jin a gya.

Jin ko dekh k Lrkiyon ki Cheekh nikal gai.

1 Buzurg ne kha Sari Lrkiyan wazu kr k ayen.sb wazu kr k ayin tu.
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Jin ki cheekh nikal gai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

sardar’s girlfriend asks him,

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him, “Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Africa kai aik jungle mai

Africa kai aik jungle mai aik bohot hi ala nasal ka hiran (deer) ghayab hogaya, Government nai dusray countries ki police ko bulwaya investigation kai liya.
FBI: 4 months ki mahnat kai baad bhi FBI ko kuch na mila aur woh baghair hiran (deer) kai wapis agai.
Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai.
Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)