Engineering student in Maths Class
Student: Why do we learn this?
Teacher: To Save Lives
Student: But How?
Teacher: It keeps Idiots like you out of Medical College

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 798 views

Pita- “Dekho Beta,

Pita- “Dekho Beta, Tum Kabhi Shaadi Na Karna, Yah Baad Me

Bahut Badi Musibat Paida Kar Deti Hai” Beta- “Haan Pitaji, Mai Kabhi

Shaadi Nahi Karunga Aur Yahi Shiksha Apne Bete Ko Bhi Dunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Memon Apnay Betay Ki Kamyabi Per

Memon Apnay Betay Ki Kamyabi Per Khush Ho Kar Bola,
Mang Beta Jo Mangna Hay,

Beta: Aba Sochnay Kay Leyae 1 Min Dain. Thori Dair Baad Beta Bola:

Aba Mujhay Car Chaheay,
Memon: Beta Tum Nay 1 Min Manga Tha Woh Maen Nay Deydiyah Ab Aish Karo….:->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jaanu Hisab Barabar

Marta Hua Pati Apni Patni Ko Bola

Pati: “Almari Se Tera Gold Set Maine Chori Kiya Tha”
Patni Rote Hue Boli: “Koi Baat Nai Ji”

Pati: “Tere Bhai Ne Tujhe Amanat Di Thi 1 Lakh Wo Bhi Mene Hi Ghayab Kiye”

Patni: “Mene Aapko Maaf Kiya”
Pati: “Teri Kameti Ke Paise Bhi Mene Hi Chori Kiye The”

Patni: “Koi Baat Nahi Ji, Aapko Zehar Bhi Mene Hi Diya Hai, Hisab Barabar“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,

1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Jannat Aur Molvi

Aik aurat jannat kai farishtay sai boli: era nikah mere duniya wale shohar sai karwa do

Farishta bola: nikah to karwa doon pehlay koi molvi to jannat me aaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)