Zindagi mai kamiyab hony k do asool:

1- Kabhi kisi ko puri baat na batao.

2- ……!!!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 918 views

apny nurse boht changi

Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.



Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Close Your Eyes When I Kisses You

Boy : Why
You Did Not
Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminay .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thein, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The … =P:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Meri shadi ab duar hai

Akhon me nor hai chehry pe suror hai koi mange mera number


to


jaldi dena kiun k meri shadi abi tak door hai

oye sirf girls ko dijiye ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

An big Elephant is drinking

An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I have lots of jokes

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
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"You are so beautiful"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)