How to impress a woman:

Compliment her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

tease her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her....

How to impress a man:

Show up naked,

Offer beer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1105 views

muthi garam karo

Inspector: tum ne company manager ka hath kiun jalaya,

nojawan: sir, nokri mangne aya tha tu kehta muthi garam karo

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Funny

Ek bar kuch banda


Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Parhai main magan

Father: Beta raat ko kis waqt soye tay?
Son: Mai raat ko 2 baje tak parh raha tha
Father: Lekin 11 bajy tu bejli chali gayi thi
Son: Mai parhny mai etna magan tha ke bejli jany ka pata hi nai chala

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Masterji students se bole

Masterji students se bole-
Koi aashiqi wala sher sunaao.
Student:

Mota marta moti pe, Bhukha marta roti pe, Masterji
ki 2 betiyaan, Main to marta chhotipe

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

saradar to friend

sardar. to his friend:yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay
friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)