How to impress a woman:

Compliment her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

tease her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her....

How to impress a man:

Show up naked,

Offer beer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 770 views

miser:i have to buy a new comb

miser:i have to buy a new comb immidiatley

friend:why did u lose yours.
miser:no.a tooth of the comb broke.

friend : thats no problem.
miser:it is. as it was the last tooth.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Great First Parent

The First Parent

by Bill Cosby

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.

After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."

"Don't what?", Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."

"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?"

"It's over there," said God, wondering why He hadn't stopped after making the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?"

"I dunno," Adam answered.

God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story.

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Building k 100th Floor par 3 Dost rehte the.

1 Building k 100th Floor par 3 Dost rehte the.

1 din Lift khrab thi, Unhon ne Sirrhiyon se uper janey ka faisla kiya.
Boriyat se bachney k liye ye Decide kiya k

1st Friend kisi Jung ki story sunaye ga,
2nd koi Funny story, aur
3rd koi Sad story.

1st ne Jung ki story sunai aur 50 floor tak pohanch gaye,
2nd ne Funny story sunai aur wo 99 floor tak pohanch gaye,

Phir 3rd Sad story sunaty houy rony lga aur kaha k GADI DI CHABI FLAT VICH REH GAI A

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A child to his father

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karta

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..? Banta- haan

Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye

pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)