How to impress a woman:

Compliment her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

tease her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her....

How to impress a man:

Show up naked,

Offer beer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1043 views

Abbreviation SMS

Never Love Someone because LOVE stands for

L: Loss of Money
O: Out of Mind
V: Valley of Tensions
E: End of Life

So don't Love, just line maro

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Blind man

Chiman: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,
aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Chiman: Phone karte waqt.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

ek larki ne aadhi rat ko larke ko phone kia

Ek Larki Ne Aadhi Rat Ko Larke Ko Fone Kia Or
Kaha K Ghar Aa Jaso Ghar Per Koi Nahi He
Larka Chala Gaya
Ghar Per Waqai Koi Nahi The
Tala Laga Hoa Tha
Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mufeed mashwara

Zindagi me agr bahut pareshan ho to lambi rasi lo aur darhkht pe bandh k



jhola jholo.
Enjoy karo pagal zindagi keemati hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

sleepnig student

Teachr 2 Sleepy
Student:Who
Invented Steam Engine?

Student: What Sir?

Teachr:Yes Correct
It's James Watt

Moral:
Sleeping Improves Ur
Genaral Knowledge... ;->

by dracula (few years ago!)