How to impress a woman:

Compliment her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

tease her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her....

How to impress a man:

Show up naked,

Offer beer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1067 views

1st Friend : My wife converted me

1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

2nd Friend : Really?

1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phoolon k haar

Opration se pehlay docter ne phoolun k har mangwae
mariz:ye kis lye?
Dockter:mera pehla opration hai agr kamyab howa to mere lye warna tere lye

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Tinku: Mera Kutta Tommy Kho Gaya Hai.

Tinku: Mera Kutta Tommy Kho Gaya Hai.

Mintu: To Tum Kisi Akhbar Me Vigyapan Kyo Nahi Dete.

Tinku: Usase Kya Hoga?
Tmmy Ko 2 Padhna Nahi Aata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek hotel me naye shaadi shuda

Ek hotel me naye shaadi shuda jodon k liye ek line likhi hui thi:"Khidki par parde daal dijye" Aapka pyaar andha ho skta hai," Magar humara staff nahi'...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Khan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)