How to impress a woman:

Compliment her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

tease her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her....

How to impress a man:

Show up naked,

Offer beer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views

Ghar Per Waqai Koi Nahi The

Ek Larki Ne Aadhi Rat Ko Larke Ko Fone Kia Or Kaha K Ghar Aa Jaso Ghar Per Koi Nahi He

Larka Chala Gaya
Ghar Per Waqai Koi Nahi The
Tala Laga Hoa Tha

Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

African larki

Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to
wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban
gayi hun? God-Nahi re Pagali tu aab Chamgadar
ban gayi ho.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aik hi Hoga

Dctor: Aap ka or Aap ki Begam ka Blood Group aik hi hai

Husband: Zahir hai 18 Saal se Mera khoon Pi Rahi hai

Aik hi hoga.....:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kar

1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kar Ghussay mein school ja raha tha ..
Raste mein kisi ne Pocha:
'Beta..

Student ho? Padte ho?'

Bacha:
"Nhi Kanjar hun,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik bar me bemar howa

’1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa
1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha
Main Hospital Chala Gya
Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy
1 Pr “Khas bemari” or 1 pr “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha
Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Me Mamoli Bemari Wale Room me Chla Gya
Wahan B 2 Drwazy thy 1 Pr “Khas Admi” or 1 pr Aam Admi likha tha
Me Gharib Admi Tha is liye Aam Admi Wale Door se Andar Chla Gya
Andar Gaya to!dekha k Mai Hospital se Bahar Tha.
Geo Pakistan!:-)’

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)