Sardar : You Cheated Me

Shopkeeper: How ?

Sardar : You Said This Is American Made Radio But When I Put It ON
It Says All India Radio

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 792 views

Reporter : Meera G Hum Ne Suna Hai

Reporter : Meera G Hum Ne Suna Hai
K Ap Cigarette Piti Hain?

Meera: O Myyy Gaaad,

... Ap Ne Bilkul Ghalat Suna Hai,

I Don't Drink Cigarette.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Water tank

Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish
tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in
yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

In an examination hall

In an examination hall, a gal asks santa sitting on d desk next 2 her,
"Mujhe is answer ki starting bata de baki main likh lungi".
Santa said, The"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

14 million Pakistanis

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" .

The barman says "Yes, thats them." So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3" Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!

" Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)