Zindagi mai kuch
Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,
Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena,
Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge,
Jab chaho hum se Disprin
mangwa lena….
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 828 views
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