Sagar Ki Geeli Ret Par Ek Ladka Betha Tha.

Usne Apne Sath Bethi Ladki Se Pucha: "Tum Bolti Kyun
Nahi?"

Wo Palkein Jhuka Kar Muskurai Aur Ret Pe Likha, "Muh Mein
Gutka Hai"



Kitni Sharif Ladki Hai Yeh

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1065 views

Once Rajnikant became

Once Rajnikant became the coach of Indian
cricket team..
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Don't evn try to guess wat happnd... :O
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The Indian cricket team won the FIFA and
Hockey world cup too

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Aisa Sentense Batao Jis Mein

TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho …
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Petrol pump se 2 KM door

Petrol pump se 2 KM door Aik fauji garri ka petrol khatam ho gaya 2nd seat per major sb bethe thay
Dvr ne major sb ko bataya k petrol pump tak dhakka lagana parrey ga,
sab nechey utre aur dhaka lagana shuru kar dia aur kaafi
dair k baad petrol pump per pohunch gaye.

kuch jawan thak k behosh ho gaye.

Pappu Dvr ne petrol dalwana shuru kia to major sb ne kaha ke pechhey jo drum hay us me bhi dalwa lo .

Pappu Dvr ne jawab dia “sir wo tu full hay ,
Emergency k lye rakha hua ha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Man to pandit

Man to pandit-phir se ladki hui hai naam bataiye

pandit-pehli ladki ka naam kya hai
man-neha

pandit-toh iska naam rakhdo "ek aur neha"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata

Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata !
Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai??
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Mareez: Chand
Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)