Kitni Sharif Ladki Hai Yeh
Sagar Ki Geeli Ret Par Ek Ladka Betha Tha.
Usne Apne Sath Bethi Ladki Se Pucha: "Tum Bolti Kyun
Nahi?"
Wo Palkein Jhuka Kar Muskurai Aur Ret Pe Likha, "Muh Mein
Gutka Hai"
Kitni Sharif Ladki Hai Yeh
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 935 views
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