A Man Had An AccidentIn His New BMW
A Man Had An Accident
In His New BMW
When Cops Arrived,
Man Cried
..."Officer My Brand New
Car ! ! "
Cops Says:
"Your Materialistic
Nature Makes Me Sick And
You R So Blinded By Money,
You Haven't Noticed That
Your Left Arm Has Been Cut
Off In The Accident !"
Man Looks At The
Left Arm N Yells . . .
"OH MY GOD -
My ROLEX"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2481 views
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