Teacher:-
Translate this into
hindi
"Jack united his Mom &
sister"

After deep thinking..
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Student:-
"Jack ne apni maa behen ek
kar di..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views

Some say Whisky is Risky

Some say Whisky is Risky,
Some say Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki,

But .. Rum, Beer ya ho Whisky,
Koi Nhi Grlfrnd se Zyada Risky !
Aaj Iski, kal pata nhi Kisky

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maine apni class mein

maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..

Friend : Woh kaisey?

Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka.
Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne
phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

*. .Teacher bache se: tumhre p

*. .Teacher bache se: tumhre pas 12 choclate hain tumne
3 hina ko dedi

6 Maham ko dedi

or 3 Fiza ko

To ab tumhre pas kya he?

Bacha: 3 zbrdst bachiyan. .*

by Hader Maher (few years ago!)

Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala

Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai
Wah Wah
Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai
Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein
kuch kala hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mummy khana kaise banaya jata hai.

Daughter : Mummy khana kaise banaya jata hai.
Mummy : Pinky, meine kitni baar tumse kaha hai ki apne papa ke kaam
ki baat mujhse mat pucha karo!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)