Filhal wohi wapas kardo
Sardar ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia i love you
sardar guse me:jis ne sms kia hai us ko to me poch lun ga. Filhal us ka sms use wapas kar do.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 932 views
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