Pappu ki master se hui ladai,
Master ne kardi papu ki dhulai,
Pappu ka garam hua khoon,
Gaya kabristan or kabr pe master ki photo latka ke
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1346 views

Arithmatic

If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how
many would I have left ? I don't know.
Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in
apples and oranges

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sachhe Pyar Ki Kadar Kahan Hai Aajkal

Ek Ladka Apni Girl-friend Ko Shaadi Ke Liye Raazi Kar Raha Hota Hai,

Ladka: “Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahi Par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha Ke Ghumaunga,

Mere Paas Us Jaisa Bada Bangla To Nahi Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga

Mere Paas Us Ke Jitne Paise To Nahi Par Main Mehnat Kar Ke Khilaunga,

Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye?”
Ladki: “Dimag Ki Maa Bahan Mat Kar, Apne Us Dost Ka Number De“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Ne Nayi Car Li

Santa Ne Nayi Car Li Aur Sadak Pe Leke Ghumne
Nikal Pada.
Raste Mein Ek Jagah Checking Ho Rahi Thhi, Ek
Police Wale Ne Usko Rok Liya.
Santa Ne Gadi Side Pe Laga Li, Inspector Aaya Aur
Saanta Se Pucha.
Inspector: “Car Gas Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi Ji”
Inspector: “Petrol Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi”
Inspector: “To Diesel Par Hogi?”
Santa: “Ji Vo Bhi Nahi”
Inspector Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Bola: “Abe Phir Kis
Par Hai?”
Santa Bholepan Se: “Ji Installment Par Hai“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek sahab dosray sahab se

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?

Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aise Bachho Se Savdhan

Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein Haath Daale Jaa Rahe The,

Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha Aaya Aur Bola,

Bachha: “Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Jyada Bhadiya Thi”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)