Eid ki namaz aur pathan
1st Pathan 2 2nd:Eid ki namaz parhny Q nhi aya
2nd: Me araha tha k rasty mai he log namaz parhty dekhy wahin parh li.
Ajib namaz thi 1 bnda so raha tha us k pichy sb parh rahy thy or koi sjda b nhi tha.
1st:Khocha tu janaza parh k agaya hai!
2nd:Kya bat karta hai mai sab ko mbark bad b dai k agaya
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 997 views
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