Sachi bahaduri ka matlab

Der raat ko ghar lotna..

Late-night club se
nashe me bilkul tun..

Papaji hath me hockey lekar gate khole..

Or tum kaho..
"Chak De India".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 854 views

Germs

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

not in duty

Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.



Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Judge Mujrim

Judge: Tmhari Akhri Wish?
Mujrim:Aap Ki Beti Se Shadi,
Nokia N97, 5 Crore Rupaye,
USA Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka
Haneymoon,
6-7 Bache Jo Aap Ko Nana Nana Kahen Or Mujhe Papa,
Or Main Un Sab Ki Shadi Karwa Dun,
Uske Baad Aap Jo Fesla 2 Mjhe Manzor Honga.
Judge: Ha Ha Ha… Meri Koi Beti Hi Nhi..Tango Saale Ko

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

galatfehmi

Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.

Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.

Wife: kaisi galat fehmi?

Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Boasting about race records

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)