Facebook Ka Junoon
Facebook Ka Junoon… Patni Ki Maut Par Bholu
Pappu Se Milne Gaya: Bholu: Bhai Bahut Galat Hua,
Muje Afsos Hai….
Pappu: Yeh Rona Dhona Chod….Jaldi Se Laptop Le
Aa… Bholu: Par Kyun ?? PappU: Yaar Facebook Pe
Relaionship Status Update Karna Hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 619 views
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