Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:
PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡Ya
SawaL Tha?
Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?
Pathan : Cartoon Network

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1113 views

Ande Ka Kya Fayda Hai?

Teacher Ne Health Ki Knowledge Dene Ke Liye Class Mein Bacho Se Puchha

Teacher: “Ande Ka Faida Batao?”
Santa: “Sir Bahut Faida Hai”
Teacher: “Kaise?”

Santa: “Agar Ye Imtahan Mein Mil Jaye To, Agle Saal Ki Books Ka Kharcha Bach Jata Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Pathan

Sardar:
Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain

Pathan:
Yeh Tumne Bilkul Sahi Baat Kiya
Larka Hi Acha Hota Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dadiji, kya aap acting bhi karti hai

Nanhi bachi- “Dadiji, kya aap acting bhi karti hai?”
Dadi- “Nahi to, lekin kyo?”
Bachi- “Subah maa pitaji se kah rahi thi ki yadi aap yaha rahi to drama to jaroor hoga”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl To Slim Boy

Solid Insult"

Girl To Slim Boy: Apni Body T0 Dekho Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,


Boy: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu K Mere Pas Kutti Kun Khari Hy...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Parha likha Sardar

Aik sardar sarak paar karte howe tarak se takra gia jab hosh aya to logon ne pocha ap ko gari nazar nai ayi thi.

Sardar: nazar aai thi par us pe likha tha "too lagh ja sadi khair he"

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)