2 Sardar Watching Match When Dhoni Hits
2 Sardar Watching Match When Dhoni Hits A Boundary
1st- Dekho Dekho Goal Hua.
2nd- Abe Tu Sardar He Rahe Ga
Goal Is Me Nahi Cricket Mein Hota Hai. . .:-)
by Razzi (few years ago!) / 864 views
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