A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains.

She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen.

The salesman mentioned, "Computers don't need curtains."

The blonde said, "Hellooo…. I have windows!"

by usmanzahid (few years ago!) / 1063 views

Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,

Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,

Aur Phone Ko Start Kiya Gaya To Scientist Ke To Hosh Ud Gaye.

Phone Screen Pe Likha Tha: “2 Missed Calls From Rajnikant“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Office jate waqt

Santa: Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma & Mobile bhool gaya
Niche se wife ko bala de do
Wife ne Chasma phenka toot gaya, Mobile phenka toot gaya

Santa: Tum rahne do me rumaal lene upper hi aa raha hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar and Sister

Sardar:Sister muje 1 bottle blood dedo

Nurse:Blood grouP bolo
Sardar:konsa b chalega

Nurse:kaise chalega?

Sardar:Galfrnd ko love letter likhana h........

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Qulo k sath valima

“Sheikh ki wife:

Agar main marr gai to kitne arse baad shadi kro gey?

Sheikh:

Meri koshish hogi k kulown wali Biryani mein Valima bhi ho jaye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

My wife is mad at me again.

Monty: My wife is mad at me again.

Bartender: Why is that?

Monty: When I opened the front door this morning, her mother was on the step with her suitcases. She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"

I said, "NO PROBLEM!" and shut the door.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)