blonde walked into a store
A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains.
She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen.
The salesman mentioned, "Computers don't need curtains."
The blonde said, "Hellooo…. I have windows!"
by usmanzahid (few years ago!) / 963 views
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