Mein tumhay gallay lga Sakta hoo
Boy : Mein tumhay gallay lga Sakta hoo, withOut touching !
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Girl : Impossible
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Boy : Lagi shartt ek “Pepsi” Ki ??
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Girl : Ok
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Boy ne zor Se gallay lgaya …
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Girl : Hey ! You touched me
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Boy : han to ro q rahi ho???
laa rha hoo na pepsi. :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 546 views
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