Jao beta meray liye ek
father:jao beta meray liye ek glass pani ley k ao.
beta:abu mein nai jasakta, mein game khel raha hun.
2nd beta:choreye abu ye to hai he batamez
aap khudi ja k pe lein
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 830 views
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