yaa hooo!!!! Chutti..
Techr:
Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti.!
Pathan ne apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.
Techr:
Ye bag ks ne phenka ha?
Pathan: Main ne
yaa hooo!!!! Chutti..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2624 views
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