Buhat sari makhian
Major Rohail: Ye main bardasht nhi kr sakta,
Tumare hotel me bohat saari Makheyan hai.
Waiter: Hukam karen sir! Aap kitni bardasht kr
sakte hy?
Baki ko bahar nekal dun ga.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 757 views
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