Teacher Mehnat Karoge
Teacher Mehnat Karoge To Kuch Banoge
Sant-Teacher Hamra
Gadha To Itni Mehnat Karta Hai
Magr Wo Ab Tak Kuch Nahi Bana ...;-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 857 views
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