Fees maafi k liye application:
To, The Principal

High school, Sir,Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje fees k liye
Rs.500 diye the.
100 ki film dekhi,

150 ki drink, 50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva diya, 200 science wali mam par shart haar gaya.

Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths wale Sir k sath chakkar hai, par unka to aapke sath bchakkar nikla!

Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maaf ya Aapke raaz ka pardaafaash!

Thanx Ur sincerelyApki beti ka boyfriend..> ................. ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 581 views

RAAZ Was Kissing A Blank Paper

RAAZ Was Kissing A Blank Paper
FARAZ-Ye Kya Hai?
R-Mri GF Ka Love Letter He
FARAZ-Magar Ye Toh Khali He
RAAZ-Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sorry

Bus main aik baba ji ka paoun larki k paoun per agaya

Baba: sorry

Girl: get lost

Phir aik handsom larke ka paun usi larki k paun per a gaya

Boy: sorry

Girl with smile: its ok, no problem

Baba jalte hue: na kaki mari sorry de spelling galt si

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Aur Traffic Police

Cow Per Bethey Ek Pathan Ko
Traffic-Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha
K Aapka Helmet Nahi Hai?
Chalan Hoga

Pathan:
Dhiyaan Se Dekh Neechey
Andhay
Four Wheel Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!” The doctor replied, “Show me.” So the woman poked her ankle and screamed of pain. Then she poked her knee and yelled OW. She poked her forehead and screamed again. She was about to continue when the doctor said, “That’s enough, let me think this over.” He thought for about a minute and said “I think I know what your problem is. You broke your finger.”

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha:

Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?

Jawab : 24 hours. Wo kaise?

Jawab Mila : 8 ghante city bus me
baaki 16 ghante biwi ke “BASME”!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)