Fees maafi k liye application
Fees maafi k liye application:
To, The Principal
High school, Sir,Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje fees k liye
Rs.500 diye the.
100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki drink, 50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva diya, 200 science wali mam par shart haar gaya.
Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths wale Sir k sath chakkar hai, par unka to aapke sath bchakkar nikla!
Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maaf ya Aapke raaz ka pardaafaash!
Thanx Ur sincerelyApki beti ka boyfriend..> ................. ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 846 views
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