?17. ek bar 1 ladka apni aunty k ghar jata h.
Aunty- BetA! raat bahut ho gyi h tum GUDDU k pass so jao.

Boy- nhi Aunty. main bahar sofe pe so jata hoon.

Next mrng a hot girl brings tea 4 him.

Boy asks- tum kaun ho?
girl- main GUDDU. Aap kaun?
BOY- Main FUDDU!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1029 views

Height of Attitude

Height of Attitude :

1 lady see a boy of 5 years is smoking. . . . . . . . .

Lady :- kya tumhare dad ko malum hai, ki tum smoking karte ho.??
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Boy (dhua udate huye) : kya tumhare husband ko malum hai , ki tum abhi kisi gair "MARD" se bat kar rahi ho.????

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar : What is the name of your car

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.

Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Combine study

1 Sardar Sheeshay K Saamne Beth Kr Study Krta
Tha
Why? Coz Of 3 Reasons:
Dobara Revision Na Krni Pare
Apne Uper Nazar Rahe
& He Likes Combine Study!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Taliban

Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(‘.’)
//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

girlfriend's mobile

Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know under what name she had saved his number, when he dialed his number from her phone, it showed "TIME PASS NO. 8"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)