Aunty- BetA! raat bahut ho gyi
?17. ek bar 1 ladka apni aunty k ghar jata h.
Aunty- BetA! raat bahut ho gyi h tum GUDDU k pass so jao.
Boy- nhi Aunty. main bahar sofe pe so jata hoon.
Next mrng a hot girl brings tea 4 him.
Boy asks- tum kaun ho?
girl- main GUDDU. Aap kaun?
BOY- Main FUDDU!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1042 views
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