bring 2 corner tickets
A boss asked santa to bring 2 corner tickets for a movie to enjoy with his gf..
Santa brought 2 corner tickets- A1 & A24..
LO KARLO ENJOY!!! ”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 880 views
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