Tu hamesha darwaje

Conductor- Tu hamesha darwaje pe khada rehta hai, tera baap chaunkidar hai kya?

Pappu- Tu hamesha paise mangta rehta hai, tera baap bhikhari hai kya? :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 833 views
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