A OnLine Advertizement by a Married Man in oLx:

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For Sale:

Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake...Tounge

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 506 views

Todays Dinner Should Be Light

Sardarji Standing Below A Tube Light With A Open
Mouth..

WHY?Because His Doctor Advised Him “Todays Dinner Should Be Light”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa daru pee k tala kholne laga

Santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,

banta- mai khol du,

santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shaadi k liye 3 dabye.

A Gujarati Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?

Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Ladki Ne Ghar Se Bhaag Ke

Ek Ladki Ne Ghar Se Bhaag Ke Shaadi Kar Li.

Do Din Baad Wo Rote-Rote Ghar Waapis Aayi.

Baap Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Puchha

Baap: “Ab Kyun Aayi Ho Yahaan?”

Ladki Rote Hue Boli: “Papa Wo BMW Ka Driver Nikla, Iphone Bhi China Wala Nikla“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)