1 larka pathan se

1 larka pathan se: Mai agar chahun to saray Pathano ko Jannat se nikaal kar Jahanum main la sakta hun.

Pathan: Kis tarah yaara?
Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 546 views
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