Lajawab Doctor
DOCTOR- AaPne JiSko SWIMING-PUL Me Dubne Se Bachaya Usne FANDA Lagakar KHUDKUSHI Kar Li
PAGAL-Wo To Mai Use Sukhane Ke Liye Tang Kar Aaya Hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 998 views
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by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Child: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Child: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
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Punjabi mere abu itny lamby hain k wo chalty pankhy me hath de dete hain.
Pathan:mere abbu b lamby hain par un me keera nai hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Mujse koi galti ho
gayi hai kya?
Pichle 1 hafte se
mujhe ignore kar rahe ho.
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plz
aisa mat karo..
tumhara pyara..
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“SABUN”
PLZ NAHA LO YaaR.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
3 Sardar picnic par samose leke jaate hain. Vo pepsi le jana bhool jate hain. chote sardar ko pepsi lene ke liye bheja jaata hain .vo is shart par jata hai ki uske aane tak koi samose na khaye.
Sardar ko gaye 1 din ho jaate hai 2 din 3 din 4th day 2no sardar samose khane ke liye haath badate hai ki chota sardar ped ke piche se nikalta he oye!! Tum samose khaoge to nahin jaunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
There Is A Board ‘DRIVE SLOWLY’
Near Schools
But No Board Near Women’s College Why? Bcos
VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY
GO SLOW THERE
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
by Umair Rahim (few years ago!)
Teacher Santa Se Class Mein Ek Question Poochti Hai.
Teacher To Santa: “Dahi Ki English Batao?”
Santa Sochne Ke Baad: “Milk Sleeping In The Night And Subha Subha Tight“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Teenager is...
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.
Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.
A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.
A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.
An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.
A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.
A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.
A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.
An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)