Boy : hii
Girl : what
Boy : how are u?
Girl : do I know u?
Boy : I\’m Rich…
……Girl : Oh!!, I\’m layla 18 years old ! do u wanna go out ???
and btw I like ur hair =)
Boy : my name is Rich , and yours ??
Girl : sorry I don\’t talk 2 boys … =P ;->

by nadeem (few years ago!) / 1039 views

Once a Sardarji was travelling

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. 

Said his wife " What's the matter?"

Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Funny poetry

Wo aj bi sardi me mar rahi hai

aae dost

jise aik din me ne kaha tha k tum sweater k bagair katrina kaif lagti hu

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

2 rupe lene the

Boyfriend (got excited): Maine ­ ­ -kya
kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke

Girlfriend replied: We were traveling in bus,

Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river..

Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.

Boyfriend:-I was searching for you, na..??

Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupiye lene the.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

My Londda Gironda From Hero Honda

Lady 2 Doctor:
Mera Beta Motor Cycle Se Gir Gya

Doctor: I Dont Know Hindi
Plz Talk In English

Lady: My Londda Gironda From Hero Honda

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pregnant :p

Pathan ka interview tha..


Sawal aya : English me translate kero,

"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;-(

by @irha@ (few years ago!)