*Anmol Moti*
*Anmol Moti*
Agr Tm Chahtey ho K Tmhry Pas Hmesha Dosto Ka Hjoom Rahy Tou Ye 4 Cheezaen Apney Pas Rkkho..
1.UPS
2.Genratr
3.Thanda pani
4.bareek pin wala charger
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