*Anmol Moti*
*Anmol Moti*
Agr Tm Chahtey ho K Tmhry Pas Hmesha Dosto Ka Hjoom Rahy Tou Ye 4 Cheezaen Apney Pas Rkkho..
1.UPS
2.Genratr
3.Thanda pani
4.bareek pin wala charger
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 774 views
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On first night after marriage
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Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi
hai.
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Husband : I thinK because this is
your first night.
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Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…:p
Samajhdaar Log agye forward karain
Baki pogo dekho..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Papa bete se- Tum shadi kab kroge?
Beta = Mein to shadi Dipawali pr kruga?
Papa = wo kyo?
Beta = kya pata dipawali offer m 1 k sath 1 free mil jaye..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The following is supposedly a true story. To be
included, besides being true, the story is most
likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother:
Dear Grandmother,
I'm sorry I forgot your birthday last week. It
would serve me right if you forgot mine next
Tuesday.
With love, Mike
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
CIRCUIT TO MUNNA: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha k kabhi bhi jhoot nahi bolna . Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA: Aye Circuit, woh Shanti ka baap teray ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT:Bhai usko bolo apun gaon mei hai.
MUNNA: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nahi bolega.
CIRCUIT:Bhai, apun nahi bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kaani Wife:- Suno ji meri aankhen Katrina se milti hai na? ?
Pati:-Kambakht,teri aankhen aapas me nahi milti, Katrina se kya khak milegi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai.
Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai.
Paani Jitna Geela Hai.
Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji and Computer
Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
2 sardar sending sms their GF
1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2nd:no1st:Why?
2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to……?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan goes For job intrview…
Manager to pathan:”where is abu dabi?”
pathan: “jis qubristan mein hamara Ammi Dabi,wahin tora door Abu dabi..:
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Macher Ne 1 Admi Ko Din Main Kata
Admi Ne Kaha Tum To Rat Main Kat Tay Hona?
Macher Bola
Ghar K Halat Kharab Hain
Ovr Time Ker Raha Hun
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)