Father:me nai chahta k meri beti ki puri zindagi gadhe k sath guzre

boy:is lye to me is lye yahan se le jana chahta hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 498 views

Sardarji is filling up a job application

Sardarji is filling up a job applicationHe promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.

Then came the column SALARY EXPECTEDAfter much thought he writes: Yes

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Husband Wife Funny Communication

Husband: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Husband: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

apun jhot nai bolta.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna
mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega
Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita
ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon
gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU
bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin
bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

An elderly woman

An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Jatt. tumhe rajput kon kehta hai

JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain?
RAJPUT: Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe JATT q kehte hain ?
JATT : QK hum bat bat pe jan le lete hain ;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)