Man outside phone
'Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.....'
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 738 views
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Khuda kry kisi ko muhbat mai judai na mily,
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.wah wah
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Or jo mujy msg na kary usy srdi mai razai na mily…
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Chawal 1 Rupay k 2 Danay,
Daal 50 Paise ki 4 Danay,
Oil 10 Rupay k 2 Drops,
Doodh 2 Rupay ka 1 Qatra.
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Aur
Petrol Free dekhaya jaye ga
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
…SUCCESS…
1. kabhi top na kro wrna log tm se jalne lge gy
2. Hmsha late class me jao iss trha hr teacher tmhe yad rkhe ga
3.zyda prhny se time zaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hy
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Dedicated to all genius students
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 makhi apny ghar brri buri halat me pohnchi
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Rishtay K Liye Tasweer Khicwa Raha Tha
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A Gea Sardaar Nay Yeah Likh Kay Tasweer Bheji
Mein Khabbaay Pase Han.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Friend ki 3 nishanian;->
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3.chahe jitni beizzti kar lo besharam sms pora pare ga
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)