Geo Pathan
Teacher: Batao Zamin Or Chand Ka Apas Me Kya Rishta He
Pathan: Bhai Behn Ka
Techer: Wo Ksy?
Pathan: Q K Log Chand Ko Mamu
Or Zmeen Ko Maa Khty Hen.
“Geo Pathan”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1129 views
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