Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye
Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.
Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 993 views
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