Aap Pagal Ho

Aap Pagal Ho Urdu Funny Jokes Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho . . . . Ghussa nahi krna mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho . . . . . . . P=pyare A=ache G=Great A=anmol L=lovley kaha tha na PAGAL ho

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1140 views
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1 sardar toilet me baitha tha

samne likha tha pani ka ziyada istamal karen.


Sardar baithe baithe 3 lote pee gia.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Ek lady train se utri

Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?

Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola

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Sardar got job in BSNL Customer Care.

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by @irha@ (few years ago!)
wife : Ghar nahi aa sakti

wife : Ghar nahi aa sakti..
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..
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After 1hour,
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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Pathan: Motivating

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Doctor sardar say

Doctor sardar say
"tumhara aik gurda fail ho gaya hai."
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sardar rotay huay,
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"kinay numbraan tOOn."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.

Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:



Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

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by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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B.v:ap ko mera banaya howa halwa pasand nai aya bachay 3 palats kha chuke hain

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by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Husband:” sir meri wife kho gai hai

Husband:” sir meri wife kho gai hai
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Postman:” Yeh post office hai
police station nahi..
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Husband:” ohh sorry..!
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Saala khushi k mare kaha jaau,
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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