Ladka to bhagwan:-bhagwan
Ladka to bhagwan:-bhagwan
mere ghar se canada tak road bana do.
Bhagwan - yeh to kabhi nahi ho skta.
Ladka:-fir mujhe 1 aisi ladki se
mila do jo sirf mujhe hi pyar kare.
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Bhagwan:- beta road"single"banwani hai ya"double" :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 719 views
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