1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 893 views

Can I Play The Piano Once These Are Off?

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.

"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

khan to friend

Khan: Yar Abhi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa Hay?

Friend: Band Ho Gai Hay, Magar Sans Ruk Ruk K Aa Rahi Hay.

Khan: Koi Bat Nai, Khuda Kary Ga, Wo Bi Band Ho Jaye Ga.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek Kutta Diwar Pe

Ek Kutta Diwar Pe Toilet kar Raha Tha Ki,

Tabhi Diwaar Gir Gayi Aur Kutta Marr Gaya,

Tabi Se Kutton Ne Decied KiyaKe

“ Susu Karte Waqt Ek Taang Se Diwaar Ko Sahara Diya Karenge “

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks

Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.

Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.

Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.

Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shadi main Khana Khany

Shadi main Khana khany k 2 usool.

Rule 1:
Pehli baar is tarha khao k dosri baar nahi milega.

Rule 2:
Doosri baar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila he nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)